New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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