just come out here and I will go home with you...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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