Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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