Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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