Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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