I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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