We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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