She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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