I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Come on in and take your pants off
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