I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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