Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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