I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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