This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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