THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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