she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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