Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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