In the future we'll all be gay
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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