Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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