will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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