I love black thongs
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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