what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
