who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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