I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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