What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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