question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Holy sore nipples Batman
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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