My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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