Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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