Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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