shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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