is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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