Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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