Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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