and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
