i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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