hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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