I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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