i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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