Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Please don't give away my fajitas
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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