its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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