Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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