But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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