Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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