I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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