From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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