they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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