but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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