I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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