i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
