Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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