And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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