Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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