haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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