I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Nobody cheats on THIS.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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