He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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