dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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