She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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