I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
And then my night got REAL pukey
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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