Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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